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Eminem: Not Afraid to get really pissed!
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Written and Performed by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
LYRICS
I'm not afraid to piss and moan
About my feelings and how I've grown
I've got no sense of humor about myself
But I take shots at everyone else
I'm like a kid and god forbid
People call be out on stupid things that I didÂ
Damn. It's really bright up here.
I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses.
If I knew we were shooting a video outside
Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares.Â
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs.
You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em
Ha! too bad IÂ got em memorized I don't even need emÂ
Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you can't get upset
Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duetÂ
To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life
I'll get back to writing songs about murdering my wifeÂ
He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin'
Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third personÂ
His rapping is hilarious or completely serious
And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furiousÂ
Cus he can dish it out but he just can't take it
Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes itÂ
Who's this dude looking at me? He looks just like me
He's clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight meÂ
Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran
Musta been a crazed fan. Oh, damn, there he is again (alternate line) Oh no maybe it was Stan?
I'm not afraid to throw a chair its from IKEA so I don't care
I'm bumping into people on the street I'm wearing Shape Ups on my feet Â
I'm just like you. I've been there too. I'm rich and famous so I take that back it's not trueÂ
It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now I'm done
Now I'll go back to making puns about Kim Karshiun
and her two tons buns of fun so gargantuan that they block out the sunÂ
I'm the worlds greatest rapper, a fact that's undisputed
But for some reason I act like I am persecutedÂ
If you think I'm a turkey
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